21. Wisconsin resident. Student. If something terrible happens in my life I will simultaneously become an alcoholic and a hoarder.
Anonymous: post more pictures of your beautiful self!

I don’t know how I feel about this. Since you are an anon, you could be creeping. IDK. Be an un anon and we’ll see about that!

thatonegirljenna: thanks for the follow(:

Well of course! =] 

Anonymous: you are so pretty and have a beautiful smile :)

Oh thank you!!! =] You don’t have to be so nice! 

I am absolutely doing this to someone =] 

I am absolutely doing this to someone =] 

(Source: awesomephilia)

♥ Jun 14th at 2AM / via: ohshitalissa / op: awesomephilia / tagged: harry potter. snape. draco. sexting. LOL. / reblog / 6,766 notes

Woops.

meesterfluffy:

imjustonekid:

Mom saw porn on the dash.

“Are those people’s butts??”

“Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts)

“Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.”

OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE.

NONE.

NO BUTTS.

well there went my blog.

(Source: grassleaves)

♥ Jun 14th at 2AM / via: monsi3urfluffy / op: grassleaves / tagged: LOL. hilarious. / reblog / 40,883 notes
monsi3urfluffy: whoa my bad lol i was just askin' my boss (who is from Wisconsin) said a couple words differently (aka her accent) i thought it was cool. By the all caps response i'll assume you get it a lot and do not have an accent.

Haha. People say that we do. But I just don’t see it. Maybe we say BAG, BAGEL, M’waukee, and bubbler, but that’s really it. 

♥ Jun 14th at 1AM / reblog / 1 note
monsi3urfluffy: haha that's the only way to live life is by embracing what you know about yourself :) so Wisconsin you're a cheese head ;) with a cute smile and ya probably have one of those cool accents what else should i know? unless you're busy and can't talk in which case i'll leave ya be.

I DO NOT HAVE AN ACCENT. 

♥ Jun 14th at 1AM / reblog / 1 note
Yes. Yes it does. 

Yes. Yes it does. 

(Source: ludgateing)

♥ Jun 14th at 12AM / via: nnoose / op: ludgateing / tagged: George Michael. Arrested Development. / reblog / 2,317 notes

These meds….

Make me nauseas. Eating or not eating. WAH. =[ 

monsi3urfluffy: I really wanna look at your blog but for some reason it stops loading on my safari :( either way thanks for the follow and i like your smile ;)

Everyone is being so nice today! Seriously, this is wonderful! =] I hope it loads eventually, because I think the things I post are so funny! HAHA. #conceited ;)  And thanks about the smile thing! 

dirtyheroinhero: kayy so your blog is amazing, juts wanted to let you know :D

Oh thanks! =] That’s so nice of you to say! I will have a look see at yours as well! 

I absolutely love this! 

I absolutely love this! 

♥ Jun 13th at 5PM / tagged: necklace. scissors. pretty things. / reblog / 17 notes
WISE words to live by =] 

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WISE words to live by =] 

Seriously, there is no such thing as leftover wine…

Seriously, there is no such thing as leftover wine…